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I am convinced that a bone in my left shoulder is not where it should be. I've also discovered that lying down hurts. It takes a good 5 minutes for my body to acclimate when I lie down to go to sleep at night. Things are not well in the state of Meredith's left upper body.

A weird thing happened to me in the elevator today. I forgot to get off my floor. I stood there with the doors closed for a good two seconds. I don't remember the actual collision of my bike accident either. I remember seeing the green light, then the car, braking fast and realizing I was going to crash. The next thing I know I'm lying face up with heads bobbing in and out of view and I'm trying to figure out what season it is. I thought it was Spring. So now I'm wondering....

Maybe I was abducted by aliens? That bone could be a probing device.

I'm going to my orthopedic surgeon on Friday just to be safe.

-Mer-Ellie Arroway
"okay to go!"

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From what I hear about alien abductions, "probing" doesn't usually take place in the shoulder, if you know what I mean...

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