Romanced by a Stone
Pru and I haven't talked for awhile but when we finally had a chance to catch up she regaled me with tales from the dating front. Here's one of my favorites:
This is an actual quote from an email "flirt friend" of Pru's. They'd been flirting back and forth in a "maybe we will, maybe we won't" sort of way. Pru was very much on the fence about it. They had been good friends for awhile and everybody knows that the "maybe we will" option changes things. (Just ask Izzy and George.) And then she got the following email.
"I think the term for what I'm looking for is "hooker" but I wouldn't know where to begin looking...maybe I just need a booty call...not that I think of you in that way but I wish you lived closer."
Talk about being geographically undesirable. It is a brutal world for a single girl folks.
After a little begging, she gave me permission to use it. I swear I'm going to write it in a story one day. Next from My Pal Pru: How much is THAT doggie in the window?